WHY ARE THEY POSTING THESE REVIEWS IN THE EARLY A.M. NOW?!?!?!

It's publicly acceptable to discriminate against atheists because they're stupid. Is it crazy to claim to know with absolute certainty that God exists even though he's never revealed the proof to you? Yes.

fight not fit lol

They invented lard in that castle, fed it to Paul Giamatti, and he got all puffy and couldn't fit anymore.

I had previously thought that avatar was Dame Edna. How'd you get into a castle if your not a real Dame?

Oh! while Atlantic's breast
Bears a white sail,
While the Gulf's towering crest
Tops a green vale,
Men thy bold deeds shall tell,
Old Heart of Oak,
Daring Dave Farragut,
Thunderbolt stroke!

WAM!

More like Shitler.

Ingerer dans votre bouche mes organes de reproduction, vous la belle femme de nettoyage d'obscurite!

What the fuck is this?

Marcus Bachmann, huh? Well.

Nowadays? You think it meant something when How Green Was My Valley beat Citizen Kane, or when Cliff fucking Robertson beat Peter O'Toole?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Who doesn't like Morgan Freeman? I mean, other than Morgan Freeman's wife?

I saw a box of crackers in the grocery store—crackers—and they were labeled "Xtreme" on account of the amount of cheese-flavored powder they were sprinkled with. We will not survive the next Depression.

I still don't understand what the Joker has to do with Socialism.

I heard Wes Bentley went to see a doctor in Bangkok and he's Bess Wentley now.

Daredevil is the best poker player because people think he's blind; it's a blind man's bluff.

DONT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THE SEALS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

Oh, Malick would be awesome! Thor just walks around and asks the universe who it is and we get a close-up of a bird! Cool!