2 Thor 2 Therious

Stupidest movie I ever saw.

I am the motherfucking Thor patrol, motherfucker.

Maybe David Hyde Pierce is secretly related to Leonard Pierce, and they're fucking with us, like Saruman and Sauron. Leonard can not yet take physical form, but his spirit has lost none of its potency.

HOLD IT!

But yeah, that Imogen Poots chick should've been in this.

You're thinking Little Herbert Pocket.

I still don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

Don't worry. Twenty years from now some wealthy little Hansen will say "I've been exploiting dead sailors for money since I was a kid, and it's all I've ever know."

Yeah, that's right. New Yorkers ain't "real Americans" no more.

Hey! It's Warren Beatty!

FACT:

So solly, prease.

Ozzie & Hairy-Tit*

It is an historical fact that we know what we're talking about, especially when we're talking about it.

Sarah Jessica Parker would be glad to hear that.

THIS horse.

Ain't nothin' worse than Laosy horse.

Blue Valentine was boring. A League of Their Own had women with balls. I rest my case.

Passion in the Desert.