James Franco, noted righter.

The FBI is full of Irishmen. The CIA is mostly weird Protestants from churches like "The Holy Sacred True Church of our One & Only Super-Duper Savior Jesus Christ of Holy Toledo."

In the article.

Look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I… this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,…

The Wire has no relevance here, but…

Yeah, but our President is a intelligent and charismatic and a good speaker, so that makes everything right (including his political positions, nyuk nyuk nyuk).

Good God, what would happen to the Democratic party if it were run by a bunch of compromising centrists?!?!?!

You know who would make awesome villains? The BRITISH! I mean, do you know what they were doing to the Irish and the Indians and the Chinese and various tribes of Africans in the early twentieth century, right about the time we rushed to their defense in the name of freedom, justice, and humanity—just about 100 years…

I don't think that's exclusive to Americans.

It's amazing, isn't it? How there is now a subgenre of "Revisionist History Featuring Badass Jews Who Actually Feel Compelled To Trouble Themselves By Fighting Back Against The Self-Evident Genocidal Intentions Of The Nazis So We Can At Least Taste Vengeance In Our Pathetic 21st Century Fantasies," almost as if people…

Fighting hurricanes is bullshit. Only a humanist would fight hurricanes. Frankly, it's good to see the West burning. It's making beautiful sunsets here in Minnesota. No use crying over spilt Sapiens. Whose cattle are these herds of people that one should love them?

We don't like his peaceful music. We should get our own peaceful cab.

Our fucked a hooker whilst wearing a diaper in Louisiana.

DAMN IT, WEINER!
You should've just tortured people, bombed a bunch of mountain shepherds and wiped your ass with the Constitution! Stupid PP head. So unfit for orifice.

Yes, it would be great to have Smaug call the dwarves "hoople heads" while ranting about his mother and receiving oral sex.

*long, dry wheezy [medicinal] cough

I was said to have an unhealthy obsession with it, when everyone else in 6th grade who was into Tupac, well, that was alright.

Sounds like some Jew named Goldman who's trying to trick us.

Does he cut his brother in half?

Why do they even make live-action superhero movies? None of them make sense in live-action. Superman looks stupid. The Green Lantern is just a man's head floating in a sea of special effects. Batman gets ruined when they try to make it "realistic." If the source material is a cartoon, just make a fucking cartoon movie…