That's a pun on "electric eel."

Those lasers aren't any good unless they're being fired by sharks.

It's good to be the King.

It's a cultural thing, eating rattlesnakes. You can't criticize other cultures for doing cultural-type things, even if they are fundamentally wrong. That would make you an evil, evil person.

Jaleel White should do an electric accordion album and he should call it:

God she's pretty, and I can't understand how anyone would want to kill someone so pretty. Makes me sick just thinking about it.

When Greek Fire is outlawed, only outlaws will have Greek Fire.

That's a chorus? I thought it was algebra.

People still have inlaws? I thought we just bred like rabbits in the mud, promiscuous, filthy unsentimental rabbits…ever since the gays started getting all them rights and shit.

I miss teadoust.

Ah declay-uh, the noble culture-n-her'tige of owah sex plantations just ain't been the same since Mistuh Lincoln's Yankee Tah-rants gave the Fluffas a minnimum wage.

STEARNS COUNTY

This is almost as creepy as that Tim Lieder v. Sarah Vowell thing.

Never!

Judging by the Captain's hat, I'd swear he was an anarchist.

I hope to God they make him use 40's slang like "don't get sore" and "say? what's the big idea?" when they defrost him.

Lot? Wrong story.

What if Yetis and Skunk Apes helped build it, too? And they could be hauling massive cedar trees from Lebanon…yet instead of hauling them with oxen, they'd use a triceratops.

(Enter 87-year old Lt. Colonel American)

They smell the blood of Christians.