Crickets are a sure sign of a healthy garden.

The untempered proliferation of your returning, I think.

In Soviet Union, YOU eat black widow!

They could've at least shown him a little respect and promoted him to Major America.

And shouldn't Captain American be like 87 years old now?

You mean she's going to eat whomever fucks her, right?

He's not German, he's German-Irish, my Kraut McFriend.

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaneurismmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!

He looks like a Klansman.

Jizzer al-Sourballz

I thought it was a picture of Clarence Page. Now I need to stop reading it in Clarence Page's voice, because it's the perfect voice for those lines:

If you did the calculations, you would find that in order to house two of every animal, and give two of every animal enough space to exercise and eat and drink and piss and shit, and to have enough space to store the shit (manure, obviously, to fertilize the land when the waters recede) and to store enough hay and…

Uh, God willed it. Duh.

Noah floating amidst the wreckage of his ark, holding hands with a chimpanzee named Jack who's dying of hypothermia. Noah whispers "I'll never let go."

We all renewed The Killing….

No, it's a well-blown Shofar.

John Goodman slapping his belly like a drum.

Coach was filmed before a live studio audience.

But wishing people dead on the Internt behind an anonymous veil ain't fuckin' cool, man.

The feud is just getting started.