Tranquilizer guns work fine in the movies, but in real life you'll kill the animal if you don't hit it in the fleshy part of the thigh. You have to hit an area about the size of an orange; if you miss that area, the specimen will escape and die either of a blood infection or a punctured vein. Most wildlife biologist…

Exposing the BFRO as CHARLATANS!!!
Basically what they do is this:

I guess my beef with WWI is that it kind of eradicated our national sense of free will, in that foreign war (specifically: interventionist war) became so entwined within the fabric of our culture that we no longer govern the conflict, but the conflict governs us. I don't know how any sane adult could read T.E.…

Go to War!

Hemingway, hmmm. I wonder what he thought of the War?

Underrated! Ha! That's brilliant. Just brilliant.

Fisting? FISTING?!?!? How dare you taint Marshal Dillon's legacy!

IF the filmakers had been wise, they would've set the Ape-Rising amidst the height of climate change, with coastal cities underwater, economies crashing, massive crop failures, nuclear meltdowns, etc. That would put us in a vulnerable enough position to be overtaken by a different breed of primates, even if we still…

She's not trashy. She's an angel.

Righteous Spice.

I think ALL sisters spend lots of time naked together. I think.

If he punctuated his sentences with punctuation instead of without punctuated and if he didn't ramble on and on in his sentences and if he just wrote good sentences and wasn't so gimmicky with all his unpunctuated sentence-gimmickry maybe I'd give him a chance!

I don't get it.

I think Caesar will sound like Andy Serkis doing an impression of a chimp.

Wow, I'm really excited to see this. More than any of you, I'd bet.

When the planet heats up to a temperature in which humans cannot survive in a hundred years it'll be pretty hard for me to sympathize with you, man.

It's funny, when you look her up in the credits, she billed as "Young Whore."

I thought it was By-op-ics up until about a year ago.

Surely you can't be telgeuse.

Note the comma?