Neither would she, if she met you.

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Anyone know any gay plumber jokes?

Ooooooh, you betchya!

All is not lost!

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Yeah, Oswald was riding on Marilyn's shoulders when he fired his magic bullet.

Delia's gone.

Violence is never the answer. The answer is always sitting in a circle with a group of perverts in an air-conditioned Pervert Colony with air-conditioning and food and water provided courtesy of American tax payers and talking about their pervy feelings and how they just can't help themselves and even though there's…

Hey Bag O'Crap, if this was about your dick it would be spelled "The Mitey."

Or is it a giant condom?

Son, you got a panty on your head.

James McAvoy? Seriously? When I think of Richard Burton, I think of a man.

No, your punishment will be to live the rest of your life with the guilt of knowing you were unable to save the Earth with a meaningless superficial gesture.

There you have it, Dr! Some show that's been on for like a year or something is fucking classic! Classic!

Gayest bear I ever saw: Booboo.

This is sure to be a conflict of interest with the AV Club advertisers because I remember a few months ago they were telling me to shave my balls.

My farm is a on a natural hot spring, so I shave underwater.

Like "funbags," you know? Nunbags.