Your all just jealous.

SHE HAD A HERNIA, SHEEPLE! WAKE UP! AND TITS!

I'd rather
Stream the Patterson footage, which is yet to be refudiated by science.

I want you to say that you are on steroids, and that the Curse of the Bambino is a superstition.

Schwwwwiiiiinnnnnggggggg
Excuse me while I whip this out

Motherboy!

I could've sworn there were titties in that headline.

I never wrote "Holder?!? I hardly even know 'er!"

I wonder whom Holder used to work for, before he became Attorney General. What law firm, I mean. What law firm in Florida. What law firm in Florida did something kind of kooky round about, oh, I don't know, eleven or twelve years ago. Kinda kooky as in, you know, didn't know how to fucking count. Ballots, is what I'm…

They should go to Budapest. They've got a lot of porn there.

How come there aren't any black wizards on the White Council?

Arrrrrggggghhhhhh, arrghh argh, arggghhhhhhhh argh argghh; arggghhhhhh.

More importantly, what do you think of William HUNG?

Down low, too slow.

I thought his surname was "Titties" when I read that headline.

I'm real 'andy wit' me dick, I yam.

*cocks gun, shoots; doesn't like to scrape knuckles

I'm not racist. I meant to type "what's wrong with em," not "what." Sorry.

I'll tell ya what wrong with em.

Tavis Smiley is frowning because of all those young black men who just won't shape up.