Must be the humidity that does it.

Are you sure he's not a Jew?

When I read that headline, I thought it meant "Man" as in the whole human race.

What about us grown-ups who only read grown-up books and don't know what the fuck you're tyalking about!!!!

We're gonna bomb Badil now? Jesus fucking Christ.

If you're going to hunt wolves like a man, do the Eskimo method: smear your knife in lard, stick it blade-up in a snowbank along a game trail, wait for the wolf to come by and lick it, then track him for 10 miles while he slowly bleeds to death out of his tongue.

I live in a pretty conservative rural area, and the people out here love to shoot road signs (especially on minimum maintenance roads). Their favorite targets seem to be the ones that say YIELD or STOP, followed by the deer crossing signs. I think they think signs are a form of socialism.

Big Bird and Snuffy…both have…big…noses…

No, wait…

Er, uh, "Minor."

Nothing could be finer
Than to shack up with a miner

Chickens don't kill animals for food, you fool.

I could've sworn that Sesame Street headline said something about titties.

Art nouveau! Bah! Vous etes aussi utile qu'une consonne francaise!

SHOW US YOUR TITLES!!!!

OMG LOWELL!!!!! so did i!~!!!!!

Hobbitses, breasteses, etc. etc.

They should've just called it Rise of the Hobbits. Prequels and sequels need "Rise" in their titties to convey a sense of urgency in the saddle of a dead horse.

I think it's a good idea to do two movies. When you look at the typical amount of a novel that gets cut and lost during a film adaptation, this will enable them to make a thorough and well-rounded of the story. Unless they spend ten minutes jumping on a bed and saying goodbye again.

Gee whiz, I thought I was the only one who read "Titties" instead of "Titles!" Gosh, those would've been some hairy little titties! Hairy because they're silent.