Thirteen fourths?

At any rate, y'all need to ketchup to the current trends of modern verbal etiquette.

That's a Gay BLT with barbecue sauce. I think.

Excuse me, it's the Gay BLT-Q club now.

The Gay BLT club is going to yell at all of you for using the term "tranny" in a non-automotive context, you racist bastards.

I'd like to take a trip to Barthalona!

"the great cinematographer Emmanuel Lubeski"

I only spent 4 years in Afghanistan and 3 years cruising between Bahrain and Saudi Arabia, so I'm by no means an expert on Islamic drapery, here. But I'm pretty sure those guys force their women to cover themselves because they're a bunch of sexist assholes, not because they can't restrain their urges to commit…

Where to, Gingerkid?

Yet they never figured out how to make a fork!

Luckily the Chinese invented in vitro fertilization like 2,000 years ago!

Jihad is better down where it's wetter, unda da sea.

Donald Duck as Admiral Fussinfeathers

We're really just the Marine's taxi service, is all we are.

I live in Yellow Medicine County (best tasting county west of the Missisippi!), and everyone who drives by waves at each other, even if we don't know each other. This is basically the case every in the southern and western parts of the state. But we don't wave with our whole hands, it's just a casual flip of the index…

Hehehehehe….you wrote "cumulatively." Hehehehehehe.

Thar she totally blows

Those aren't tornadoes, they're reincarnated glaciers.

In the War on Terror you are more likely to be wounded/killed by IEDs, suicide bombers, or randomly launched mortar shells and grenades rather than snipers or direct engagement. As long as you're out of doors, you stand as good a chance of getting hurt as anyone on the front lines excluding SEALs, Rangers, or select…

Right, because Wikileaks didn't reveal any vast conspiracies as reality, did it?