Tis the same size as mine, so I won't disparage it.

So Brett Favre wasn't the FIRST Viking to send a woman pictures of his perfectly average penis.

"i say you had one or two senior leaders in your unit who decided to look the other way."

Motivation
"Manning's mental state at the time may be fascinating, but it's not terribly relevant"

As part of my community service I volunteered at a counseling center for victims of military sexual attacks and basically, from what limited data we had (anecdotal evidence suggests the vast majority of victims never speak up, even after service is ended) suggested that the Marines were by far the worst—and most of…

Of course the main problem is how the military is run….but no one's ever going to change how it's run, so the best advice to women would be to stay away from it. With regard to human nature, I can tell you that becoming a soldier doesn't turn one into a monster—rather, it's the other way around. Volunteer militaries…

"Combat support position" is a pretty flexible term; you could be a combat support specialist or an intelligence analyst or a fucking cook and you'd still have a pretty good chance of getting blown up, which probably has more to do with the kind of wars we're fighting right now. I know plenty of women who were wounded…

Women aren't made for combat. There. I said it. They shouldn't be in the military. They should be raising children. That's nature. That's evolution. Quit denying it. Breasts are soft and milky. They're good for feeding babies. If women were built for combat, they'd have breasts like turtle shells. There's nothing…

Ghostbusters was stupid, says I, narrrrggghh….but so is Lady Gaga.

Real men listen to "The Legend of John Henry's Hammer" whilst working out.

Why would anyone want to go to a packed dance club? There's no windows and those lights can damage your retinas. Who wants to stand around with a bunch of strangers thrusting their bodies up and down? Give me the willies. Maybe I'm racist, but I just don't understand it.

I've never knowingly heard her music, but I'm still qualified to judge her as a shameless overexposed attention whore who doesn't deserve the ubiquitous accolades of greatness which are presently latched like leeches unto the names of hundreds of other shameless overexposed attention whores in this country.

Seen one eat a rockin' chair once.

FUCK!

No, wait.

No, wait.

The North Pole!

Bernanke?

The Cheesecake Factory is destroying the proud American tradition of organically farmed heirloom cheesecakes and I will not support it.

And that Gingerbread Boy is totally gay.