They should do a live action version of "SORRY!"

When did Candy Land get desegregated? When I played it there were only Caucasian characters. Now it looks a little chocolately, if you know what I mean.

I pour ice water down my pants every time I see Anne Hathaway.

FOR BRITISH EYES

Philip Seymour Hoffman in real life

Only on the AV Club would it be more plausible that aliens possessing technology advanced enough to carry them lighty ears through space would make it all the way to Earf and then crash (hey, man! it was RAINING!) than for a psycho like Stalin to fill a spy plane full of deformed children as part of a demented April…

Stalin/Mengele Theory
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/…

Have a heart, F&S. Don't you know what Hannibal Lecter did to him?

http://sas.guidespot.com/bu…

It's going to be stupid, like the previous two.

Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy teaming up with Ras al Ghul would've made for a great eco-warrior climate-change plot-line.

Maybe they'll use Boston accents this time.

The theme from "JAWS" was great in those Corn Pops commercials.

He always looks really tired.

"You want a PLO job?"
"Heavens no! I'm old enough to be your Fatah."

While drunk on a pint of his brandy,
The Jew of Kilkenny gets randy.
He'll give it a whirl, say "Hey little girl,
Come here and I'll sell you some candy!"

Q: How do you make a lump of fat look attractive?

And here I thought the Dreyfus Affair was the plot to kill Hitler by blowing up a movie theatre.

The citizens of Antarctica won't let Jews hang out on the public beaches unless they're wearing tuxedos.

Ostensibly
Ubiquitous
Gay Panic