I would still "strum" that Lucille. Don't act like you wouldn't.

Burger King.

Swedgin! Sa-fa-sisco! Cocksucka!!!!

It'll look like Bonobo society.

They're gonna win the pennant this year.

Ketchup? No, I don't like spicy food.

^Sounds like a libertarian talking to her newborn.

They could always cover Black Cock. That shouldn't be too hard.

I thought they closed Gtfo.

Then I discovered Girls Gone Wild commercials on Comedy Central after the Daily Show.

Oh, man. I remember that.

O, the humanity.

It wasn't "the French" who surrendered to the Nazis.

I NEED TO FIND A TUBOMANDAWL!!!!

Where does he get those little symbols?

That's a dead parrot

Funny, how it never rained in Oz—yet the crops were healthy and the trees were lush and verdant.

I don't believe your a real wizzard.

She what?

It's BRILLIANT because NOTHING HAPPENS!!!!