My friends, my friends, my friends, my friends.

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WINNIN DA SUPERBOWL FOR DA PACKERS THATS WHERE!!!

I liked the Gangs of New York parody with Ben Stiller and Time Robbins smoking a pip.

Dam it
I was hoping Provenza would move to New Orleans and become a private eye.

Will this bridesmaid pave the way for further comments featuring dickbutts?

*spits coffee all over fragile marine sanctuary

Arrrrrrgggghhhhhhh

Does anyone know what race of Ethnic he is.

"I Gotta Doo Doo Right Now Fuck"
"Canada. Fuck."
"I Feel Like A Fucking Piece Of Shit Fuck."
"I Was On Adult Swim Last Night. Fuck"
"Taking A Shit. I'm Sick As Fuck. My Back Hurts. Fuck."
And just "Fuck"

Did you hear about the priest who came across an altar boy in the woods?

Eventually that tube will need to bend or curve, and it will require connections and, consequently, more pieces of tubery.

Uh, oh. Looks like Terrence Howard is out on The Ledge. Somebody better talk him down.

Go to Hell, as well. They'll love you.

Lars should force Apatow to make a movie called "The Perfect Woman."

I HARDLY EVEN KNOW 'ER!!!

Maybe he's talking about "Michael Scott: Paperguy" leaving The Office to do stupid movies requiring the further incorporation of that Steve Carrellish Sadsack Pathos which made me quit watching The Office back in '07.

The Chinese? The Chinese INVENTED the pecking order. Hell, some Chinaman invented the first aeroplane a thousand years before the Wright Brothers. The best part is, the Emperor had the guy executed. They had the right idea, if you ask me. It was a mere 40 year span between Kitty Hawk and Hiroshima. Goddamn humans…

Neither are you! Ha!

My shoes