Did somebody just write "THOR pussy?"

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I wear suspenders when I'm picking grapes and herding sheep. Also when I go deer hunting. Sometimes when I mow the lawn. Always when I shovel snow.

I don't get it.

Lifeless eyes…black eyes…like a doll's eyes…

USE THE PROPER PRONOUNS!!!!!

I'm pissed off because I wear suspenders in a non-ironic way, and this guy is making suspenders look bad.

Don't let him borrow your phone, kid!

Did somebody say…shore?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/…

I said I never encountered Special Ops who needed more than a regiment's worth of ground support. Do I have to repeat myself? It doesn't take 50,000 people to back up the SEALs. In many cases drone surveillance supplies them with sufficient intelligence. Sometimes they don't even go out in uniform; sometimes they take…

Afghanistam, you sound like a chicken hawk college Republican who's too busy studying marketing and public relations to enlist and physically fight for a cause which is clearly near and dear to your heart (if your left shirt pocket is where you keep your wallet, that is). I spent four years in Afghanistan and I never…

Rumor has it Batman was in Michigan searching for a young Internet commentator known to wear a skull mask and TYPE IN CAPS.

Prez. Arthur,

"We shall have to hold half the Earth; we shall be sick with self-disgust, and hated by friend and foe, and hold half the Earth—or let it go, and go down with it. Here is a burden we are not fit for. We are not like Romans or Britons—natural world-rulers, bullies by instinct—but we have to bear it. Who has kissed Fate…

Morale don't count for shit when you ain't got no clean drinkin water.

"Not really hearing any convincing arguments for why Obama should leave Afghanistan to the Taliban."

He said he would withdraw from Iraq and scale back troops in Afghanistan, which requires more of a law enforcement effort than a military one. Instead, we got the "surge." And what a success that was! More American servicemen have died in 3 years in Afghanistan under Obama than under 8 years with Bush. But hey, we got…

Frankly, at this point, I think Obama has a greater guilt than Bush. Everyone knows the old quote: "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." It was inevitable that someone like Bush—an oil-rich, Saudi-kissing, chief executive officer of the military industrial complex—would engage…

Don't feel bad, all my friends are rocks, too.