Fools! The asteroid is innocent!

The barrels! Hooper, the BARRELS!!!!

Commentlocaust: The Rising

YETI SHRUGGED.

DON'T SHOOT! HE'S UNARMED!

Tell me what you want what you really really want what you really really want what you really really want.

And what's with all those hipster musicians staring off into space whenever they're photographed? It's like they don't even care!

Fuck fuck Fuck FUCK YOU ALL! Fuck fuck, FUCK!

I'm 6 and a half, and I dig the Roswell Sacred Heart Quartet.

We can maybe have tea, some time.

But they look Chinese.

That cake was UNARMED when he fisted it!

Alright, class. Take your seats!

There are starving children in China who would be very grateful to eat the pulp used to make the paper to print the Hunger Games books.

Are all of you who read "young adult fiction" books really young adults, or are you old adults? It seems strange that so many young adults would be able to comment on a site like this all through the schoolday, yet even more strange is that so many old adults read books for young adults.

This is happening a lot today, lot today.

"…and overall everything was just silly, especially for a Thor movie."

Heimdall: Is he black enough?

Rufus Jones for President!

I sure hope "Jai" isn't pronounced like "Jay."