Who the fuck is this Donald Glover and why do all these fruitcakes mention him every time there's a Newsire story relating to the activities of human beings on planet Earth?

God, I hope so.

Well, he is rather fond of golf.

Duncan should cameo as John Henry.

Someone should really tell QT about this Samuel L. Jackson guy.

Raptors.

He was great, except he didn't look like, act like, sound like, or box like Ali. But hey, it's Will Smith! The Fresh Prince!

Welcome to da Souff.

George Hearst vs. Daniel Plainview.

Well, that's one in a row for you, Wild Bill!

Yeah! Ya goddamn right! Because today…I'm a-gonna kill the mothafucka!

WE NEED RAAAAAIN!!!! MELISSA IS EATING HER BABIES!!!!

Dick walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Joe. Give me a beer."
The bartender says, "Good to see ya, Dick."

How much fuck fucking profound Anne Hathaway this^

Lincoln looked fucking ancient, like a gaunt, scraggly pine….

He'd be perfect as a time-traveling Kurt Vonnegut.

Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt! You idiot!

Jerry! Hello!

My knob tastes funny.

See, if John Brown and his raiders had been equipped with iPads and Bluetooths and Skype down at Harper's Ferry, them slave-kickin Philistines wouldn't a whooped em so fast!