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The Motherfucking Shore Patrol
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We ate plenty of grounddog during the Dust Bowl, by God.

FDR didn't seem to take any issue with Mr. Rockefeller and Mr. Ford selling oil and machinery to Hitler and Mussolini until they bombed Guernica and Picasso painted an ugly picture and the world was shocked—SHOCKED!—by the atrocities of war.

Right, because those inmates on the ferry totally wouldn't have risked their lives to murder the guards and blow up the civilians roughly around the same time the civilians would've been shouting "JUST BLOW THE MOTHERFUCKERS UP ALREADY!" Real life people are nothing like that. Not one bit.

No, he's just a grown man. We tend to talk like that.

Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

Maybe he should dial up his cellphone-sonar-night vision goggles and redeem is insubstantial style with an inexplicable DEUS EX MACHINAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

She's with me.

Leave her alone.

^YES!

Walter Huston
Was the best Devil

If he put on some sunglasses and smiled, he'd look like Quincy Jones.

Punk ass rookie commenter!

3 in the head, you know he's dead.
1 in the chest, who could've guessed?

This Onion ain't good enough for that Gibson.

They're using the wrong picture.

Phhhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?

This > That^

When I was in Afghanistan, we were trained to aim for the Tall Man's eyebrows.

There's a reason he ain't Colm Nicey.