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The Motherfucking Shore Patrol
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This site is only big enough for one Frake.

Bond should man up and start drinking gin in his martinis. Vodka is for housewives who think pine needles taste icky.

Every time I see that ad I think of Johnny Cakes and it kinda makes my stomach turn.

53V3N 5@MUR@i -#——————> @RR0W5 0f D3@th

Hey! Congratulations on the restoration of your fallen parliament!

I read that as "Hanna licked ass."

TH3 H05T: TH3 Ri53 0f P@UL R3i53R

Who robs Saoirse Ronan of her sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
Where all the white women at?

Fuckin Ellsworth! Alright! Please become a fixture. Jim Beaver is an awesome name!

Does anyone actually like Spurlock? I only ask because the look on his face is the look of a man who thinks people kinda like him, and I don't think anyone does.

Know what this is?

She looks like some sort of clumsy inebriate.

….And she lived right down the street from Philip Marlowe!

You can't spell without without out.

Thanks!

REAL QUESTION:

1.5 million dead in Iraq and Afghanistan, 3 trillion dollars, and now we've killed the symbolic figurehead who nodded his head and said "okay" when 9/11 was planned. We should've left Afghanistan when we got KS Muhammad, who more than anyone else was responsible for the funding and logistics of it. I'll hold my

Sam Jackson!
SAM JACKSON!!
SAM JACK, SON!!!

Arboreal-Destructive Homager Disorder

There's more than one mansion in Pakistan.