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The Motherfucking Shore Patrol
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If you saw the opening credits to Inglorious Basterds, then you've seen his handwriting before.

Our own intelligence estimates found that we were killing around 50 civilians for ever 1 insurgent we nabbed, and "insurgent" doesn't just mean Al Qaeda or Taliban fighters, it means anyone who picked up a weapon to fight coalition forces, and many of those who did so were previously innocent civilians who were doing

There's always been more Al Qaeda in Pakistan than in Afghanistan. The Defense Department confirmed last year there were only 100 or so operating in all of Afghanistan. Most of them fled to North Wajiristan after Tora Bora; the people we've been fighting on the Afghan side of the border since then were Taliban

You know, George, all these military analysts who've logged thousands of hours playing Call of Duty would probably beg to differ.

Things to consider:

YES he was dying of kindney failure.
Since the late 90's he required dialysis three times a week.
He also walked with a cane, had a bad back, and had bad knees.

24ornication, here I come!

A fuck-spuddy!

MAGNETO WAS RIGHT

Welcome to

Best line in that episode was "Fu-uck…."

Why stop with just Superman? Play some Styx and you'll keep everyone away.

*casts vote for Non-Pre-Emptive-War-Waging Obama and accidentally wages pre-emptive war on another unthreatening country to prevent another hypothetical massacre.

Buffalo hunting.

Ghandi slept with young naked girls to affirm his vow of chastity.

What if…

Fat cunt!

Well, he does have Newton's Laws of Motion on his side.