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The Motherfucking Shore Patrol
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Jeremy Renner to play Little Jimmy Dickens

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

I liked Million Dollar Baby, but because it won some awards and had a voiceover narration, so hipsters hate it in a knee-jerk sort of way (assuming hipsters have jerky knees, which is rare among individuals who so profoundly self-actualized and comfortable in their own skin).

He's already had 2 Oscar nominations. He's almost as extraordinary as Amy Adams.

Girl?

It's a two-letter difference, Doctor.

Here's hoping it's as great as that book Nicole Krauss wrote about her desk.

Is Teadoust really writing a book?

"This is almost as good as Meek's Cutoff."

No.

Calumet Baking Powder has an Injun on it.

You used to be able to walk through his cave, but I believe it is sealed off now. Kids would go in their to get drunk and have fires and die of carbon monoxide poisoning.

Hawkeye, Adopted Son of Chingachgook of the Mohican People.

WELCOME TO HISTORIC DOWNTOWN ST. PAUL

Jazz 88 is the best.

Yes!

And another thing: what's up with all these pretentious indie movies—ur, excuse me—Films—that don't resolve their fucking plot lines? A story should have a BEGINNING, a MIDDLE, and an END. Or does that make you a mainstream sell-out, having an actually ending? Look, I know all the blockbusters and romantic comedies

Hit the shower, Mauer!
Some party, Gardy!
No more, Morneau!

I won't let you hijack this thread!