Don't forget the Tron Guy, Staircar!

Mallard In Washington Licking The Dick?

Grey duck.

From a Ginger?

Every duck on Earth is actually descended from the Common Mallard.

Chivalry, Snivelry, Snobbery-Schmuck!

Clint Eastwood isn't a great director?

Because it's raining outside.

Things actually HAPPEN in The Last Detail. It's an interesting character study of three different men; they run into interesting side characters, they have fun, they fight, they swear, they get laid. It's a classical tale tale of suffering souls bound by fate like the great Greek heroes of old, with lots of swearing.…

"Despite the film's plethora of poke bonnets and muzzleloaders, this marks it as a modernist work, implicitly stating that boredom, far from being a vice, is a virtue. Works of this kind, by their very torpor, implicitly criticize livelier films (and other fictions as well), making them seem lowlife, cheesy and…

I saw this over the weekend and it was horrible.

And everyone likes Natalie Portman.

What the fuck is up with all these handsome young men playing the dwarves? I know Fili is one of the younger ones, but still. They should be stout and gruff and grizzled. Look up the guy they've got playing Thorin. Jesus fucking Christ. Is he the aged leader of a bunch of exiled miners, or Douglas fucking Fairbanks?…

RIP your Dog, man.

And there's a brilliant plot twist regarding a split personality, which was neither used fore nor aft in any other motion picture, ever.

That meadow ain't got nothin on Littlefoot's Great Valley, I'll tell ya hwuht.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Franco is now the same age as Christ right before the Crucifixion, and it's almost Easter. If I were Pontius Pilate I would say "I find no fault in him."

The Recyclotron has Chloe Moretz and Rebecca Black, which means it's about 40% jailbait right now. Something is going on, here.

Assburgers.