I'd rather make a withdrawal!

KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!

She's from Minnesota.

FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY!!!!

http://www.mexica-movement….

Miekaeialah has certainly risen in popularity.

We need a canoe.

"Don Quixote told from Sancho Panza's point of view" would be perfect for George Clooney doing his "idiot on a quest" thing from O Brother.

I saw some Nelson's Sharp-Tailed Sparrows flitting between the bluestem on the west end of the South Farm this weekend.

You were supposed to change your picture! You're sexualizing a little girl! Stop it! Stop!

"Goddamn them sheep, Goddamn them sheep…"

^Yes^

Texas, Arizona, it's all just Stolen Mexico.

Senator Kyl from Texas recently said that 90% of Planned Parenthood's budget goes towards performing abortions. Turns out he was off by 87%. When asked to explain himself, he said: "That wasn't intended to be a factual statement."

There's nothing worse than little blonde white girls named "Dakota."

It's been a schlong time comin, Chris.

[sniff, sniff]

THIS PARROT MOVIE WILL FLOP
You might even say it's already…………….dead.

Did WILL-i-AM ever get elected president of Haiti?

TOO SOON! TOO SOON! But also, not soon enough to be first. Drat!