^That picture of Powers Booth up there looks pretty funny next to that picture of Maculky Culkin.

Intolerable Cruelty

I'll play pin the tale on the Wild Ass with ya.

She's French by smirk, too.

I'd like to get her a job as a meteorologist.

I love James Garner.

Lobsters would rather do his taxes than join the tea party? Now I've heard everything.

Countdown?

Rasil Bathbone!

I burnt the Martian Chronicles for firewood in '86. You can't heat your home with Kindle.

"No one ever needed to charge a fucking book."

SCENE:

@Necron 99,

Fans of classical music make noises that are just vowels! FUCKIN VOWELS!!!!

Do vegans eat animal crackers?

Fans of Thelonious Monk have sex for twenty minutes, shrug their shoulders, and then spend the rest of the night aimlessly wandering the streets, mumbling to themselves while they search for Coca-Cola.

TRUE STORY!

To be fair, though, Delia was a bitch. I mean for real.

Evergreen would let you design your own Ridiculous Hipster Bullshit major. Everyone gets an "A" there so long as they A-ppreciate things.

I'm not like fucking Bill Hicks, or whatever the fuck he did, I don't do any of that shit. I just talk about retarded stuff. But for some reason, some people hate my fucking guts and then other people really like me, and sometimes they'll fight, and that's my favorite.