I EXACERBATE EVERY TIME I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY!!!

Swank already has the teeth to match the eyes.

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Wikipedia?

If 9/11 taught us anything, it's

You can totally psychoanalyze Idiotking for not capitalizing "god."

Hopkins has a simian brow. He'd have made an awesome Caesar ape if they stuck with the old fashioned makeup.

I'm disappointed. With this CGI shit, they can make anyone look like an ape! In the old days they actually had to seek out simian-faced actors like Claude Akins and Paul Williams. For some odd reason I was just assuming they would continue with the tradition and hire Ron Perlman.

Right, because there's absolutely no humor to be found in gayness or minorityness whatsoever, none at all.

If it was, I'm sure Franklin would've smoked it.

I like how it specifies him as "a down-on-his-luck jazz trumpeter," as if there were any other kind.

Or at least give a cowbell a rimjob, around the rim of the bell!

They should kill him off, they should. L&O style.

I still have absolutely no idea who this man is.

Or,

"Contemptuous Sneering Contest with Mark Wahlberg Enters Fifth Week"

He don't make me wanna go "hippity-hop."

Sauteed mutton backstraps from a sheep butchered not two hours previous and a stack fresh-baked garlic pita bread, very nice.

So you're saying that the second fake trailer from a stupid movie that got made into a real movie isn't any good? Jesus.

I butchered a sheep and ate mutton for supper yesterday.