CHOMPS should be using urgh's picture.

Neeso shot first in this version.

He looks like a werewolf transforming into some sort of a Wilford Brimley.

If Chinaman so good at inventing things, why no Chinamen inventy fork?

Jew-fro era Al Michaels!

I still mow the lawn with sheep.

Worse than The Dark Knight?

Strangulation, suffocation,
Dark, demonic demonstration,
Detrimental degradation,
Inflammation, saturation,
Consequential fermentation
Fast exceeding adaptation.
Nuclear annihilation:
That will be our annotation
Chiseled in the fossil-beds
While Rushmore's honorific heads
Of brazenly defiled granite
Overlook a slaughtered planet.

I hear Marilyn Manson got two ribs removed so he could suck his own venom.

Now comes a climate of Bountiful Drought
Where the Faithful Retarded grow fat and devout,
Drunk on an ocean of no use for drinking;
Schooled in their studies of no use for thinking,
This blistering, festering, festive narcotic
Derangement seduces them, sweetly hypnotic:
Promises made to the deaf are retracted
So long as the…

"And you can cunt…on me…waiting for you, in the parking lot."

That's CAPTAIN NaRab to you, Dick.

"It's brilliant!" like "Gerry!"

There's a movie about people lost on the prairie that got an A.

It pleases me that "masturbatory" is actually a word.

Where did Assburgers come from? Jesus, do you really have to ask?

At least that movie about people walking around the prairie is supposed to be good.

What's the deal with these 20-year old black guys who look like they're 40?

Biggie so fat, Obi Wan Kenobi say: "That's no moon, that's Biggie Smalls."

The contents of the stomach of the shark who ate Samuel L. Jackson in that one shark movie with Samuel L. Jackson.