The only thing McCain qualifies for is certified senility.

Richard Dreyfuss is tired of being typecast as a walking cadaver.

It should've been William Devane or Ray Wise.

The real question: Can Yan cook?

I tried watching "Dead Man" while drunk and by the finale when the Indians are carrying him to the canoe and Neil Young is raping his guitar I got really sick and felt like there were a bunch of chattering rodents riding a tilt-a-whirl in my mind, man.

Delgo?

Wholly shit, looks who's here! It's the Wholly Roman Emperor!

Tatanka-Mug-Tuchus.

Buffaloassface.

They're still doing it.

Why are there so many children skipping school to espouse their lack of Elizabeth Taylor awareness? Must be a snow-day. What is this, a daycare center? How can you hire a creep like Nathan Rabin to work for a day-care center?

I know it's a kid's movie but she's downright adorable in National Velvet.

"beautiful beyond the dreams of pornography" sounds really good when you read it in Burton's voice.

You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?

"imdb" is not a verb, though.

I think it refers to Spidey's inner-darkness. Inner-darkness is required to make a superhero interesting.

I hope they do it live. It'll be like "Failsafe."

Tim.

Whoaaaa…. "t" not intentional.

Even though she sounds nothing like Christ Colfer.