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The Motherfucking Shore Patrol
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From the way it began I was expecting a slow, jazzy beatnik Tom Waitsy type thing. Seriously, a song about Star Whackers should be done like Small Change.

Fuckin clock.

At 2:15, for a timely reference.

Bialick? Yes, May'im.

I don't trust him.
He's got crazy eyes, like he's half cat or something.

I stayed home all weekend watching WAG THE DOG.

Would you watch Marion Cotillard play the accordion?

You guys can stage your own little Batman movie and then someday you'll be like Michael Fassbender!

Talia al Ghul [translation] "The Demon's Genitals."

After I earned my MFA, I got a job at Hardware Hank.

The Jack Pump

I would say right about now they're more flaky than slippery…caked in mud, and positively radiant.

Ching-chong, foot-long, walla-walla ding-dong.

So solly prease.

rates, not rats.

Uhhhhhhh……….go door-to-door in a fifty mile radius around Three Mile Island and ask the people how many of died of cancer in the last thirty years….and you'll find the rats exponentially higher than elsewhere in the country.

I shop at Jubilee Foods, or Tim's Food Pride. They're small town stores, so they might be a little more expensive than the cities, but still. A box of cereal is about 5 cents worth of grain, at most. Even Malt-O-Meal's a rip-off now! In the bag!!! $4.50 for a pound of Frosted Mini-Spooners! It makes me wish Andy

…But stupid.

Very interesting…

You really shouldn't eat cereal. Take Golden Crisp, for example.