Navy SEALs: like the Coast Guard, but for psychopaths.

It's so good, it oughta be recycled.

Lots of dead Chinamen, or so I hear. And apparently radiation just sort of evaporates over the ocean.

Hush, puppies.

I just watched it on Youtube.

You know who's even dumberer? A DEAD retarded thirteen-year-old girl.

There's bound be an anime deficit in the coming age.

The Dead aren't anywhere near as good as the old timers they ripped off. Give me Mississippi John Hurt over Jerry Garcia any day.

This is the highlight of my day (perhaps my week), not knowing whom this person is.

I've got a pretty roomy corn crib, and it's only 165 miles from Minneapolis.

What the fuck is Delgo doing there?
Put Elektra Luxx back up.

I guess it also seems plausible that he may be draped over a barbed wire fence, symbolically crucified as in a Martin Scorsese film.

He is the Barabbas to Gilbert Gottfried's Christ, then.

That's a euphemism for having sex with your mother.

Somewhere, nestled along the bowels of the Mighty Mississippi, Lobsters 1 is too hung over to beg to differ.

Gid heights Feigs in New Zailind.

I squid, I squid.

In Soviet Union, pun insert YOU.

GRITTILY REBOOTED VILLAINS FOR THE MODERN ERA
Japanese Whalers.

Show us the porpoise of seamen.