I love Jeremiah Johnson.

He stole Krya Sedwick's glasses!

If Chloe Sevigny were a badger, she'd be drawn by John James Audubon.

"Every week this show manages to test my patience even further than the week before with something so outrageously unbelievable it makes me want to claw my eyes out."

She looks like a cobra in that pic.

Not just any astronaut…a RETARDED CROSSDRESSING astronaut with AIDS!

And vodka.

I don't think I've ever made it all the way to 40.

"I'm Not There." Anyone? Anyone?

MERRY XMAS
It don't seem to me quite so funny
What some people are gonna do for money,
There's a brand new gimmick every day,
Just to take somebody's money away.
I think we oughta take some of these people,
Put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic.

IMMORTAL BELOVED

Porpoises aren't fish.

Said Alaska to Japan.

Bruce Dern looks like he'd bite your face off.

"What'd we learn?"
"I don't know sir."
"I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again. I'll be fucked if I know what we did."

You get to see Hilary Swank's teeth in it, so there's that.

There's no such thing as Godzilla, but people are getting pissed over Godzilla jokes.

Gilbert Got Fried.
His goose is cooked.

I was laughing at Japan.

I OBJECT TO YOUR FISH JOKES