His cranium is decidedly Malkovitchian.

Franco

James Franco or Jessica Alba, obviously. Or maybe Natalie Portman. She could run around the world liberating rats from vivisection labs.

SPOILER

He's turning into Mickey Rourke.

I'm a veteran of the Third World War

I demand an Alan Simpson Newswire article!

Thank God! Kyle O'Ryan wouldn't let us have cookies for breakfast! I tried to explain to him that modern cereals are just as sugary, but he just wouldn't listen!

I only listen to jazz-inspired 60's era Franco-Greco folk pop.

I actually assumed it was about a bunch of Biblical road signs leading to some one-horse town in the Ozarks called Fat Possum.

He's a Fassbender,
So Slender, What Splendor!
Don't you mess around with him!
He's a Fassbender,
My Gender (Contender!)
Don't you mess around - NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!!

Their arrows may block out the sun, but we shall fight in the dark.

I think he just kinda shrugs and smarmily smirks in the corner.

Pretty fucking great in one movie? Maybe his smile just captivates you. Kinda like a one-term senator from the great state of Chicago who received similar accolades for…..what? Being pretty fucking great in one job? Excelsior!

Things have now been set in motion that cannot be undone.

Right on, ZMF. He's been in five movies. Enough already.

O, THE BYRONY!

The King's?

SHOW YOURSELF, ADAMS!

YOU NEED TO DIE, STEEEVE.