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The Motherfucking Shore Patrol
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There is no "official" way of spelling it.

2B fair, tho, Mariah Carey is probably so fucking stupid, she had absolutely no idea who the Gaddaffi's were.

O'BITCHyoufairy, is more like it.

You really don't know how America works, Haysoos.

GADDAFI DUCK!

Lawrence of a Labia.

Telepathic Gullah-thoughts, then.

I thought of a really good Gaddafi pun the other day, and for the life of me I can't fucking remember it now. Hold on.

WE won't be going to war with Labia, but our remote-controlled airplanes will. Perhaps NATO will show up with NERF guns.

My pigeon's name is El Squabo.

Sadness tends to go out of style in such pre-Apocalyptic times as these.

Simwin ough te dua Clance Thoms gimimick posta who dun types all deys opin'ins in de Gullah langige.

WINNING

You're gonna need a bigger shark.

Kafkaesque? Who is that guy?

Well, at least it wasn't "2IFbiC."

I imagine Warhol tasting like moth balls and chalk.

I want tos ee Robuttnik continue his transformation into Horsefellow.

Right now (I hope), Robin Givens is learning the ancient art of falconry from a tall, dark, shadowy Liam Neeson-type who lives in the mountains.

You Raaaaaaacist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!