Other than Gary Oldman or Daniel Day-Lewis, how many actors today are even noted for giving varied performances? Even those two have kind of settled into the mold…I saw a lot of Bill the Butcher in Daniel Plainview. I'm half expecting Abe Lincoln to eat raw steaks and bludgeon Rebels with bowling pins.

Yo, it's hard out there for a ballerina. Fuh'rill.

"You don't see that girl from Transformers in a Aronofsky film."

GRRRRRR!!!! ROURKE SMASH!!!!!

Being James Francovitch

If that foot-long contains meat, it's a form of rape.

TONGUE IN CHEECK PEOPLE, TONGUE IN CHEECK

Nice soundtrack. But it didn't change your life, so I guess it's back to the emotionless void of twentysomethingness for you!

So this is how democracy dies. In thundering applause.

Fuckin women, how do they act??!?!?!

Calf-Eyed Anne is skinny,
She has a real nice smile.
You can see her coming;
Her teeth stick out a mile.

My economically depressed community can beat up your economically depressed community. http://www.panoramio.com/ph…

My address is in the Cayman Islands. So if I win, I won't have to pay taxes on it.

VIVA GADDAFFI!!!!

Thaths wha thee thaid.

Onward, to Madison!

CSI: NCIS: SVU: NSFW

Yeah,
I'd like to DRIVE my MINI coup up her vagina.

The best part is when he's sitting in the upside-down chair. And then when he says "Bush is pulling out!" and "Bush is gonna do what Bush wants to do!" Those moments seem like snarky Bill Murray ad-libbing.

That tends to happen when you've got balls in your mouth.