Something shoot puppies whenever I see Anne Hathaway.

"Sugar. Taste. Taste it. Sugar. That's a lot."

I'd rather see Superman destroy the Portman.

He gets his powers from a phone booth.

Let nature take its course.

WHERE'S FIREFLY???
There it is!

Watched 18 inches of snow melt last week with highs in the mid-40's.

If I stuck a piece of wire in your "socket," would I be shocked?

You should also remind him that he could've done more.

Clint Eastwood, too. He owned a hotel and said "Fuck you, handicappers! I ain't installin no wheelchair ramp! I'm the fuckin MAYOR OF THIS TOWN!!!"

Especially since he doesn't know how to pronounce "Ralph."

BUT….HE'LL SEE THE BIG BOARD!!!!

Are you a Fuji-packer?

Oily jello.

And the guy who says he's a cancerous asbestos fiber is actually a chump.

I'm swollen Bello the belt for Helen Mirren.

Hmmmmm…I lived in coal country and wanted to steal some explosives, where would I choose to work?

"Literary Tupac."

Do not forsake me oh my darlin,
You made that promise when we wed.
Do not forsake me oh my darlin,
All though you're grievin
I can't be leavin
Until I shoot Frank Miller dead.

When life gives you cancer, make CancerAIDS.