Foxy Smulders.

The Boston Camerata.

BBC REPORTS: MUBARAK HAS SWIMMERS ITCH
Because he's been in Denial for far too long.

Joe Buck is the George W. Bush of announcers. His father was an announcer, so he gets to be one too. I guess this makes Kenny Albert the John Quincy Adams of announcers, but Kenny knows how to play the game, so it's alright.

I'd like to see Pete Seeger do a halftime show, and ask the audience to sing along.

Those car commercials made me sick.

Joe Buck and Troy Aikmen:

It wasn't rape; he merely fell on top of her and impaled her with his erect penis. Repeatedly.

Lebow2kII

I wonder what her "Chinaman's Slit" looks like.

For many years I thought Walter's "Those sick fucks! That makes me sick!" line was directed at Jesus and Liam polishing their balls.

And the marmot.

Julianne Moore in: "The Kids Are Alright, Man."

His father's name was Elmer.

I'd rather see Mary Elizabeth Musturbato.

Tie him to the end of a stick, dangle it in front of DPA's face, and take a scenic walk along the White Cliffs of Dover.

Actually, he served in the First Gulf War, fighting a bunch of figeaters trying to find reverse on a Soviet Tank.

Which one, the Chinaman?

HEY!
Now we know what happened to Mr. Blue!

Shark? Where?!?!