One of these days, there will be a Registered Fluffer who will earn the respect of Warren Oates for contributing adequate pop culture references.

Ah, yes, the Polish Pope. "Little Boy Peepee" was supposedly his second favorite song. Forget where I know that.

Yes, but you can sway with the prairie grasses and listen to the whispering cottonwoods.

I'll be an archaic minimalist.

There's a Visine for that!

Whoa, Scissorhands!

I'd like to see what they would do for a Klondyke bar!

She's 48 years old, that lady.

Not if we're in DENIAL we can't. Crocodiles are fucking dangerous.

You know why rehab doesn't work for Egyptian politicians?

They'll never attend rehab because they're IN DENIAL.

BREAKING NEWS ABOUT MUBARAK!!

Um, those references from the Wikipedia article on Monsanto are legitimate. Not everything on Wikipedia is make up. So I think the real strawman here is claiming that source A from Wikipedia is unreliable because source B (if it exists) disputes the sexuality of Liberace. Well, Liberace has nothing to do with…

In other words, when you've hired the USDA as your PR consultant, and when you have a devoted team of legal advisors called the US Supreme Court, you can basically do and say whatever the fuck you want and no one will do a damn thing about it!!!!

More fun with "sources!"

From Wikipedia, with cited sources:
Fish and aquatic invertebrates are more sensitive to Roundup than terrestrial organisms.[33] Glyphosate is generally less persistent in water than in soil, with 12 to 60 day persistence observed in Canadian pond water, yet persistence of over a year have been observed in the…

Fuck you, Motherfucker! Quit dissing my fucking Mother! Fucker.

No known effects, eh?

True story: I know someone who knows a gay crossdresser who knows this other gay guy who works for a massage parlor in St. Paul and he goes to Garrison's house and gives him back rubs and also happy endings.

My rule with hats is that anything with a brim under 4" is gay.