Martin Scorcese 1, Roderick Jaynes 0

Paging Kirby Puckett…there's a girl in the bathroom, unattended. Thank you.

[holds envelope up to forehead]

He's also blacker than Obama, Clinton is.

So you're saying they eat it a lot, then.

Don't have butt-sex or your butt will leak!

Puff Daddy and Da Family need to get they some Wail-fair.

What did the male rabbit say to the female rabbit?

Question:

You can also watch it sitting on your thumb, I think.

That settles it, then.

BOOBS

Did anyone else never need the subtitles, or am I the only brilliant linguist around here? You can pretty much tell what Sollozzo is saying by 1). the tone of his voice and look on his face, 2.) the way the Italian word "patre" is obviously "father," 3). the way he taps his head when he says "antique" makes it seem…

Agent Orange had nothing to do with the War in Vietnam, the War in Vietnam had nothing to do with the American military industrial complex, the American military industrial complex has nothing to do with the corruption revealed by Wikileaks, the corruption revealed by Wikileaks has nothing to do with US Ambassadors…

Well, my medical records aren't deforming babies, so he can have them.

Dude, every human being is a prick.

Major corporation and/or government institution kills trees, gives children cancer, pees in city water supply, and thinks…

Gitmo bananas for da monkeys! Dey's howngry!

I thought it was "Gutter Balls."

Saddam Hussein?