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The Motherfucking Shore Patrol
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Do you know the French way?

But what about Jewed Law?

Are you saying it would've been about a cattle drive from Texas to Montana with Lee Marvin getting his leg amputated and Clint Eastwood hauling him back to Texas for his burial with an intriguing subplot featuring noted actor Chirs Cooper?

They should've made their wagon out of ducks; then it would float.

My mom.

Not those peanuts….the ones on the bottom.

What about an iTampon?

You have a subscription to Country Living, too?

All yall should read "The Double Axe" by Robinson Jeffers.

This sounds stupid. Stupider than the Dark Knight, even. Bane? What the fuck is bane? The Hulk in a libre suit. Oooohh! He's strong! Smashes stuff! Scary! And Catwoman sucks. It should've been Poison Ivy. Noaln sucks. Fuck it.

Hunting and gathering is the only reasonable way to live. In addition to criminalizing polygamy, industrial society has also criminalized gathering by calling it "theft," which really sucks. If you find something you can use and someone else isn't keeping adequate watch over it, you should just be able to take it.

Frontline keeps the fleas and ticks off our democracy.

I hate the way he mutters. I never understood a single word he said.

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It's a tarp!

I tried to set up an urban gardening project for recovering sex workers but it failed miserably because they couldn't keep their tulips together.

As soon as he surrenders like a Frenchman and lets the GOP cut Social Security in exchange for nominating a lousy opponent in the upcoming election.

This is the most serious, sophisticated, honest news feature on television. And it's not political, despite what the right wing echo chamber seems to believe. The problems investigated by Frontline are bipartisan problems—campaign finance, the wars, oil, global warming—both sides of the aisle are responsible for these

I would be vocal. And I would cite my sources. Add it! ADD IT!

I used to hang out with a Lesbian.