This is probably literally true.

Hey, get a load of Hacky McLazynametrope over here

SHE'S SENDING A FUTURE MESSAGE FROM BOOKSHELF WROLD!!!!!!1

Please fund my Kickstarter, 'Totally awesome comic pot sex hockey movie where Kevin Smith gets in a tiny boat and talks a whole bunch and we walk away while he drifts off slowly into a frigid silent sea'. i'm trying to get Kevin Smith to be in it.

Pretty sure the inspiration for the Sarlacc was Kevin Smith's taint

The answer to this question is always no, because America.

And if they were called 'Bees' you could make the same joke with Rutherford B. Hayes!

Oddly enough, the moment that sticks with me most out of all the HP films is that scene in the tent where Harry and Hermione dance together to try and shake off the hopelessness. It's the ending that gets me - where they stop, and you feel that suppressed chemistry bubble to the surface just for a second, and they…

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Hey u their, your a looser! (sticks out tounge)

It can be two thingsTM

No, AV Club. This is not a 'watch this'. This is a 'fuck this'.

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Looks like someone else subscribes to the same 'word of the day' newsletter i do, that garrulous inimical louchey rapscallion.

'You're so veiny'

To be fair, there are zero other persons in her socio-economic status.

Venetian Snares' remixish thing of this song on his Infolepsy EP is also pretty damn great.

i fucking loved 'You'll Never Pay For the Farm' https://www.youtube.com/wat…

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