We need magical charter schools! (Uplifting music)

That's great! Because i was definitely talking about the one that's not made yet. i am from the future, you see. https://itunes.apple.com/us…

Clearly i'm imagining it, and you clearly have searched the App Store for it.

How about 'I am virulently homophobic but these beautiful oversized testicles deeply attract me'

Rick Perry was going to be in the news, but he forgot. Oops.

That Reading Rainbow app is nigh on unusable. Super memory intensive and difficult to navigate, you've got to sign up to a mailing list to use it, and loading the books takes forever. i spent 20 minutes trying to make it work for my daughter before i deleted it.

Because he was the second person - the first, third and ninth paid less

Guys, don't you see? He had a hard life, that means he gets a 'one free drug and anally rape a child' card.

Imma let you finish, but Ozymandias was the greatest episode of ALL TIME

BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAARRRRRPPPPP - My inception of your inception

Be it resolved that shitty puppets are always better than almost-perfect CG.

Where my dooooogs at

Like this, only with Hannibal and more sinister: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

By god, it had better be jaunty.

i'm sad too :(

So wait, the talking CGI pig and Ricky Gervais are different things?

It's like i always say, Pinochet was a despicable black-hearted child-killing torturer who deserves to roast in a pit of hot tar for all eternity… but he played the piano real well, so hey, i'm able to put that out of my thoughts.

Shruggin' Thr33: Atlast i'm having my Galt-stones removed

Mo Atlas Mo Problems

No fair that these two should battle in the first round. True Detective should battle some shitty/terrible/unfunny/why are we talking about this like it's good/human waste/garbage like How I Met Your Mother so it doesn't go out early.