Shut up you, with your fancy-pants reading comprehension

But no he isn't. What he is is prolific.

i think his point was more "if you're *going* to listen to rap for people who don't like rap, you could do so much better than this corny-ass Macklemore shit."

This is the best Hatesong to date - he articulates the shittiness of this song so perfectly. 1000 internet points to Joe Mande.

Turns out Scientology was a SCAM ALL ALONG

George W. Bush

Whatevs. Now where's that Franco-soliciting-a-minor-on-Instagram story we're all expecting?

(Chevy Chase cries)

It pairs well with this video, which laughs me to tears: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

tl;dw

Wave o' babies

I heard it was the second Cars movie, which they named
Cars 2

Mein Kampf 10: The Great Longneck Migration

My house has three bafrooms

HHHHHAHAHAHHAMMAMAMNABVVVURRRRGERRRRR

Backward!

i don't have crushes on many actresses, but i really like Ashley Johnson. i'm pretty sure she was Mel Gibson's daughter in 'What Women Want' and she looked like another real-life person i had a crush on at the time, and so that crush was transferred to her like some ancient curse.

Hammer Man! https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Rescue Rangers! https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Duck Tales! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Terriers!

i feel dirty reading this thread. :D