Chut up! (In memory of Donnie Darko)

"Gobble Gobble" - Jennifer Lopez's official statement on Turkey

David "Muthafuckin eXquire" Ogden Stiers

Coconut oil cures cancer. FACT.

Mel Gibson!

i meant moreso that the same great rapper/terrible singer aspect applies to both records, not necessarily that they sound the same. i respect that Dose is continually innovating, this one's just over the threshold of bearability for me.

If your idea of a good time is to listen to Doseone resist rapping and attempt to sing for a full hour, good luck to you my friend. The production's okay if basic, but that's a big red no for me. (i say this as a huge fan of Themselves, Subtle and Clouddead (but not so much that i'm going to bother with their dumb…

Maybe he should start by renaming his Vimeo channel.

I'm pretty sure she's in the middle of cranking out a huge dump. Uggggnnnhh

The Small Black Flowers That Grow in the Quantity Girl Nigga

What's wub got to do with it

i think you mean 'snigga'

i think Lynch's Dune is flawed, but much better than its reputation would suggest. Granted, it's not very 'Lynchian', but the practical effects and beautiful sets (as well as the really groundbreaking prism-fighting effect) are worth the watch alone. i'm a sucker for old-school space flicks though, so maybe a grain of…

Don't forget the FLYING V!

i think another part of their problem is that their demographic target has changed, especially since the early 90s - they used to aim higher, trying to impress hip college kids and thirtysomething postgrads. Now they aim for 15-year-olds, and file away all the edge and snark in favour of LCD meme-chasing and funny…

i remember very little about the Mighty Ducks now, but one scene that was burned into my lonely tween brain was from Mighty Ducks 3, when Joshua Jackson hits on that girl by asking her if she likes REM. "AHA!" i thought-shouted. "So that's how you talk to girls!"

"his talent for playing jerks" a.k.a. his actual personality.

The Sorrow and The Pity and The Erection

Woo 6th grade Mad Libs to the rescue!

And you know what I mean by 'pen pals'…