The horror is that it's actually the undead season 4 of Heroes

Yeah Teti - everyone must hear of everything the moment it happens at all times, and then never speak of it again or else they're t0t35 14m35

*Shakes fist* The Dissolve strikes again!

That's what makes Sean their defacto king.

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The best movie Michael Bay has ever been involved with is Mystery Men, wherein he has a cameo as a fratty villain.

Or their cabs! They just spring on out without paying, and the cab driver speeds happily away weeeeeeee

Subtype: The whiny adolescent(s) shoehorned into every scifi so the kids will like it, except they don't, because no one likes those characters. Terranova, Revolution, etc.

Government Agents as main characters in serialized Scifi shows. i get why they happen - they're clean-cut and likeable, have authority and excuses to show up where freaky stuff is happening (but still not privy to the next level of supersecrets), special knowledge and ass-kicking skills, etc. But fuck, come on.

Me to team up with not caring about anything related to Kevin Smith

He fixes the cable?

Nothing brings out peoples' best sides like a friendly discussion about Israel.

Not the best fit: for one, the Sarlaac has no neck, while Lucas is at least 55% neck globule-sack.

Too soon :(

The body odor, acne and creepy awkwardness may also have been factors.

Man, the Daily Show has really gone downhill since Ben Karlin left. It's just devolved into a series of tropes and tics - there's barely any actual jokes these days, just Clip of Republican -> Jon Stewart mugs -> repeat. There should be a Daily Show bingo/drinking game:

i remember laughing uncontrollably at those horizontal Garfield paperback collections when i was in Grade 5 - He's got bananas in his EEARRSHAAHAHAHAHA

We didn't cancel Freaks and Geeks, why is he taking it out on us?

$400,000 to spend a day in a studio covering 'Pure Imagination' for a little digital short ostensibly promoting Chipotle while actually kind of undermining it?

Needs some Sam Seder!