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Primer
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i hate to be that guy, but that's not really fair. The bro ideal of having gravity-defying boobs that somehow hover magically parallel to your chest as long as you live is just ridiculous. i'd like it if we could allow women to age without heaping shame on them for something they basically have zero control over.

A number increments by 1, it's a new number! Where's your atheist god now, homo?

Pretty fly for a white guy!

CHAUVINIST!

…because her vagina is diseased!

Ctrl+F 'mxpx' Hmmm…

This is the first i've learned of this - am i allowed to be shocked that this talentless assdouche shot an all-tits edition of Blurred Lines? Or are we just supposed to be okay with it because the internet?

They wear big hats!

Sometimes, there's a man.

i haven't been able to find a straight answer. My guess is that it's the sampling crackdown thing, and trying to find a label that will pay the likely hundreds of thousands of dollars in clearing fees is probably part of it too. Their site seems not to be working anymore, which is an ominous sign.

i flagged you back! We're flagging buddies now.

i work from home, so no.

i know! They've been teasing a new release for more than half a decade now, i thought for a moment it was finally happening. But no.

Doe, a deer, a female deer

These things are both true:
- It's profoundly racist
- It's gorgeously shot

Finally got to watch it last week - man, it's operating on an entirely different level than all those other films. Every performance is fucking incredible, and the sheer weight of the ideas in it outweigh the rest of the nominees combined.

It's too bad, really - there's something satisfying about responding to something like 'The Simpsons is still really funny you guys and Ayn Rand had a lot of good ideas' with a big fat public downvote shaming.

Prumpkins aren't pruppets.

It's part of your daily recommended intake of sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

i'm pretty sure downvotes are gone now.