Maurice

Hate puns? What? That's punbelievable!

☆≡≡≡ The more you know ≡≡≡

I'm sorry, the response I was looking for was:

This guy could tell you some stories…

i hope his sidekick is a Aphid Boy, so when he's fighting a bad guy and starting to get tired he can call out 'Aphid Boy, get over here!' and then Aphid Boy would run over, and Ant Man would beat the bad guys by drinking the sweet liquid from Aphid Boy's anus.

Pretty sure that's gotta be an anagram for something.

First time i watched it in the nearly empty theatre, i was choking up halfway through, and whimpering by the end.

Or, as Redlettermedia dubs it, "Fuck you, it's January!"

Bonus like for bolding the puns

Uh oh, looks like he might start a Reit

"Needs more incest" - The AV Club

*Brushes off more moss*

The twist is that Bruce Willis is actually a lawn mower, and they were making The Straight Story the whole time.

That reminds me of a game i play to amuse myself, 'Bane or Evil Winnie the Pooh.'

What's a gagortion? And can i copy it from Marvin Gaye?

Her?

Question: does talking about how i wish Kevin Smith would disappear because he makes shitty films count?

Thanks alot Obama!!!!

Mmmm, downvote me, yeah… oh it hurts so goooood