Imposters! Sorry, the only Wahlburger i'll accept as genuine is one from Tom Wahl's.

i'm sorry to inform you, but it turns out Lost was not about plot, it was about CHARACTERS.

Up next on AV Club: 'The Big Bang Theory is better than The Wire, please click this'

Tall glass of emptiness

'Be' is a good way of characterizing Sam Worthington's acting chops.

i for one am pro-whitey-killin', and i tip my hat

And the CGI Urinating Deer as ennui

Paul Blart II: Your brother will see this and tell you about how hilarious it is and you'll just have to sit there

Nah, they're too busy twerking their snapchats on grindr

i initially scanned that as 'players glitch video games for chastity' with that photo and i thought yeah, that sounds about right.

As penance, i have downvoted my comment. (Hangs head in shame)

The point is, people are assholes, and also they have new technology sometimes.

The core problem with all of these hilarious ideas can be summed up in the following theorum:

First of all, i hate this song. Hate hate hate it.

Whhhhaaaaaaat's with cars?

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Pooping

Unless you freeze frame at 0:01, then it's basically the definition of NSFW.

Wonderful old AV Club moved away and changed its name to 'The Dissolve'

Did you say 'in the third hour'? i don't love *anybody* enough to listen to a show for three hours.

Pssh, internal brain warfare is no big deal, it's the external brain warfare you gotta worry about.