Yomma flanga mahhn, Adrian

(Slide whistle)

You know who else played guitar and made real music? HITLER AIDS

AV Club Inventory: 4 bands from after 1992

F LI C K

Yeah, sit still and gobble up the unfunny mediocrity, America-hater! Just like if you accidentally buy a tub of crab-infested expired brown mayo, you gotta man up, hunker down and choke it down bro, cuz you paaaid for it! Money > self respect WOOOOOO

Cool tapes!

That a good web site

"i'm Fran, and i'm a woman!"

Wait for it…

Jesus Christ Marie, it's a mineral

Notta Mucha Costa So You Mucha Lotta Sava! Hey, Michelina!

It's renamed 'Utah's Best'

i think he's best in supporting roles: The Ladies Man, Zoolander, Dick, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, a couple more here and there.

Okay, am i the only one that reads shit like this and goes, 'Why?" i mean, he's already a rich man (a quick Google reveals he makes somewhere between 40 and 80 million a year, meaning he made about $4000 in the time it took me to type this), so why is he whoring himself out for a meathead truck ad above and beyond…

It's because everything he says is brilliant comedy! He just shows up, puts on a funny suit, picks up a prop and makes gold! Watch this:

That a great web site

It's funny because pedophilia is funny!

This! Exactly what i thought when i heard whateverthefuck.

It's like i always say, this place should be called the V Club, because they just plain suck at the A stuff, that is when they bother to cover it.