Counterpoint: the cassette is probably the only format that all but forces you to listen to the album linearly, front to back. Even with vinyl, you can lift the needle and skip to the next dark spot in a second or so.

I AM THE ONE WHO TYPES 'I AM THE ONE WHO' AND THEN SOME UNEXPECTED WORDS FOR HUMOROUS EFFECT SO THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE WATCHED THAT 'I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS' SCENE IN BREAKING BAD CAN RECOGNIZE THE THING THAT THEY HAVE ALSO WATCHED AND FEEL ALL MEMEY

Well, as long as we're listing breaks, we can't forget Scorpio, Impeach the President, When the Levee Breaks, Apache, and of course Amen's little brother, Think.

Inventory: 856,936 songs that use the Amen Break

Man, they should surround that in laurels and put it on the poster:

Nah, not Coven, it sounds too much like 'oven'

Good Will Hunting 13: The Good Will Haunting

#BringBackTheNoid

i'd just like to point out that this list's premise was already covered in the AV Club Inventory book, which i purchased from a bookstore for $1.99. It is now sitting in the bathroom.

Yank Those Beads Out of Science's Ass

Irony (adj) - Resembling iron

But

That's different - when he's continually provoked, he gets flustered and freaks out, and that's total Kermit. i think of him as more or less a reasonable guy just trying to get stuff done, but when he's continually hampered by incompetents and prima donnas, he gets more and more frustrated.

This wins 'comment of the day' in my book.

Behold! Back when Kermit was Kermit and Steve Martin was funny:

Ugh, and out of character too. Kermit isn't sarcastic or antagonistic, he's wry at most. The real Kermit would not make fun of Steve Martin's banjo playing - Steve Martin would make fun of Kermit's banjo playing, and Kermit would respond with a quip about doing pretty well with spongy frog fingers.

*have

Satan Jessica Taylor-Thomas

"Make one move and I slug ya with the excess old man skin hanging off my arm!"

"Bruce Willis is officially bored with life" - fixed