She fixes the cable

WAH BLAH RAPE JOKES ARE ILLEGAL NOW STONE HIM

i'm sure it depends on your car - mine can last through the dusk-till-dawns just by idling for a few minutes between movies. The drive-ins i've been to often have jumper cable trucks to help out the people who wear out their batteries though.

Y'all are snotty spoiled shut-in curmudgeons. "i can watch it on muh teevee." Drive-In Theaters are the best way to watch popcorn movies and it's a damn shame how many are closing down because of the switch to digital.

And an almost fanatical devotion to the pope!

I'm a Canadian and I just want everyone to be friends eh

The song is also bad, agreed.

Hopefully the upcoming Jason Sudeikis-Jennifer Aniston turd 'Meet the Millers' will sell him short for us.

Yes, for over five minutes of effort, i was hoping for at least one joke (beyond har har they could be secret gays and do a gay kiss lol).

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he racecar poop racecar, eh?

Spoiler alert: it ends with the evil Jet Li doppleganger fighting off prisoners on a giant pyramid

I'D LIKE TO BONE THAT CORSET! (Dies of smallpox)

i think it's still worth watching. There is a sort of resolution befitting the show at the end of the season, kind of like Terriers. Wish it kept going, but everything i love dies. :(

As a married beard, i must sham-wow O'Neal with pointy bushes

i also would like to stand up on behalf of VAWCLA (Video Artists With CLeft Assholes) to vigorously defend the portrayals of video artists with cleft assholes in the motion picture industry. But before i do this, i must finish off this amusing book.

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Also, Drake should be apologizing for making his terrible music.

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Blowing his nose