Creeping. Rusty. Meat.

R.I.P.D. 2: R.I.P.A., starring Kelly Ripa as Annifer

i'd really like to see someone express this in regex

Spoiler alert: the thing that lies beneath is a sled

I Don't Know, These Titles Seem Too Long and Riddled With Minute Details to be Plausible Options, and I Doubt the Marketing Department Would Allow Them - Maybe We Should Stick With What Lies Beneath After All

Everywhere i go, it's 'not available in your country' and 'only available in the United States' and 'ha ha we're sorry we made you watch a 5 minute car ad but still you can't watch this 30 second comedy joke clip you lame foreigner'.

i'm sick and tarred of all these immigrants taking ARE JOBS.

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Ironically enough, one of his catchier late-period songs.

Yeah, fuck that Billy Corgan lookalike motherfucker in his nasally inaudible voicebox!

I HEREBY NOMINATE SEAN 'O NEAL TO ROAST JAMES FRANCO.

He's awful at rapping. He's out of breath half the time. He's got no range - one played-out style, recycled over and over. His lyrics are as weightless as cotton candy on the moon. Tom Ford. The album's called 'Magna Carta Holy Grail' for fuck's sake, like a kid naming his pillow fort 'Tyrannosaurus Rex Space…

"Ah, shit - we spent all our R&D budget on elbow feel and taint feel, we totally forgot about hand feel!" - Samsung Engineers

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Souljaboytellem with Miley Cyrus

Wouldn't it be funny if you were all graped by like, 5 wraths right now?

That bit is pure poetry - it sums up in two sentences what entire libraries of post-meltdown books failed to elucidate.

America is rocked by the fools that we got

Everyone on this thread is an angel sent by heaven

i'm the worst matchmaker. :(

Ani DiFranco is in talks to play a frank Francophone who pays for Frink's franks with French Francs.